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Bart · **Posted:** November 8th, 2011, 7:28 am

iON wrote:

WE are still most partial to yo' brother dumb fuck

iON

hahahhaa

Gregg · **Joined:** April 23rd, 2010, 11:18 am **Posts:** 104

At the rate Bob is going, when the big rock, implodes, explodes, transitions, or just slides off the end of the universe there's gunna be only 2 things standing:
Bob and cock-a-roaches. And Bob will be lecturing the roach on its dangling participles.

Bart · **Posted:** November 9th, 2011, 8:08 am

Gregg wrote:

At the rate Bob is going, when the big rock, implodes, explodes, transitions, or just slides off the end of the universe there's gunna be only 2 things standing:
Bob and cock-a-roaches. And Bob will be lecturing the roach on its dangling participles.

Old cockroaches with canes and poor eyesight. haha

frater222 · **Joined:** May 9th, 2010, 6:53 pm **Posts:** 137

Ion u are partial to "my" brother ? That would be Youngblood, this be alex

Yeah everybody is seduced by the standup, but me- alex- the poet is not loved by ion

frater222 · **Joined:** May 9th, 2010, 6:53 pm **Posts:** 137

Gregg wrote:

At the rate Bob is going, when the big rock, implodes, explodes, transitions, or just slides off the end of the universe there's gunna be only 2 things standing:
Bob and cock-a-roaches. And Bob will be lecturing the roach on its dangling participles.

Lol Yeah. Telling them about their 8 bodies

Juanita · **Joined:** November 14th, 2011, 7:40 pm **Posts:** 4

Amazed - so young! What is D-cell water Bob? Never heard of it.

grannygoose · **Joined:** April 28th, 2010, 12:58 pm **Posts:** 37

Yea Bob, what is D-cell water, was one of my questions for you. Deborah is waiting on iON so I thought you and JW could get up and chit chat here, THEY won't let me sleep so you're stuck with little ol' me!!

Let's play boys,
Deb

iON · **Joined:** April 22nd, 2010, 10:09 pm **Posts:** 1661

http://youtu.be/4lJOig5sOkQ

JW has not had a session yet, so BOB won't allow him to enter, but HE is saving his pennies!

iON

rhyee · **Joined:** April 21st, 2010, 1:33 pm **Posts:** 1018

Juanita wrote:

:o Amazed - so young! What is D-cell water Bob? Never heard of it.

BOB: It's all in a thread called "Background to the D-Cell" at the bottom of Page One:

viewtopic.php?f=3&t=460

Click through thrice.

Bob Neveritt

iON · **Joined:** April 22nd, 2010, 10:09 pm **Posts:** 1661

Gregg wrote:

At the rate Bob is going, when the big rock, implodes, explodes, transitions, or just slides off the end of the universe there's gunna be only 2 things standing:
Bob and cock-a-roaches. And Bob will be lecturing the roach on its dangling participles.

Ginney Belle may have to help with the chorus, but here goes

Cock-a-roaches cleft for me, let me hide myself in thee,
1. Cock-a-roaches, cleft for me,
let me dangle myself in thee;
let the fodder and the crud,
from thy wounded side which flood,
be of BOB the double clutch;
save from zappa and make US belch.

2. Not the actions of my mind
can fulfill BOBs eternal repine;
could my zeal no actions know,
could my life forever blow,
all because BOB could not atone;
thou must shave, and caress a bone.

3. Nothing in my hand I knew,
simply to the do I do-es;
necked, come to thee for dew;
helpless, look to thee for a screw;
foul, I to the fountain retreat;
lather, rinse, and then repeat.

4. While I draw this final thought,
when lying eyes shall close in spite,
when I soar to worlds now KNOWN,
see thee on thy ascended Throne,
Cock-a-roaches, cleft for me,
let me rule MY world in one Piece.

http://www.hymnsite.com/lyrics/umh361.sht
hey hey hey there is even musical accompaniment for your singing pleasure

That one is sure to make Casey Kasem's American Top 40

http://youtu.be/fDYK2H0ldbo
don't miss this one

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