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 Post subject: Typical CEO speach after ion-speak filters down
PostPosted: April 26th, 2010, 1:49 pm 
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Typical CEO addressing a company after ion-speak filters into corporate America:

Good morning marvelous associate creators. Today I’ve brought you all together to go over our current level of manifestation and how that compares to past nows. We have encountered a much larger than expected levels of contrast than expected and our abundance is currently at less than delicious levels. We still have a backlog of un-manifested creations but fully expect to be back on track in the foreseeable now. We should however avoid felling “less than” as a corporate entity. We are currently addressing inefficiencies caused the labyrinth of our collective corporate mind and are using the contrast we experienced in the last solar cycle to realign ourselves the fastest path our bliss.

I want to thank everyone for the hard work in transitioning to a fully certified timeless operation. I know everyone experienced a lot of contrast involved with letting go of the clock. I hope everyone will relax and allow the timing necessary to achieve our desired level of creation.

That is all for now and I want to thank everyone being in the here and now. I know that many of you marvelous associate creators are concerned about events in the outer kingdom but I ask you all to be selfish creators and allow for the ever increasing abundance that is ours to come into being.

There are coffee and doughnuts in back for everyone. Also, as a special treat we have a vat of raw sewage. We had it flown in from Italy. The vat from Paris is already gone. Again thanks so much for sharing in this wonderful creation.


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 Post subject: Re: Typical CEO speach after ion-speak filters down
PostPosted: April 26th, 2010, 2:08 pm 
funny, funny post....LOL... truer than we may know.
luv the relax and allow line.


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 Post subject: Re: Typical CEO speach after ion-speak filters down
PostPosted: April 26th, 2010, 2:20 pm 
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By GOD it sounds pretty good to US!
omg this is a BFD
You forget, Thanks for the fish, the meat sack biz., BOB's love of snickers, and as always we remain eternally and completely incomplete

Don;t mind US we're just little ole' non physical
BYE


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 Post subject: Re: Typical CEO speach after ion-speak filters down
PostPosted: April 26th, 2010, 3:37 pm 
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I also forgot to add parallel world sales and marketing.


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 Post subject: Re: Typical CEO speach after ion-speak filters down
PostPosted: April 26th, 2010, 3:41 pm 
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Gates Portals and rifts, Distance between you and you


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 Post subject: Re: Typical CEO speach after ion-speak filters down
PostPosted: April 26th, 2010, 10:22 pm 
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This is brilliant!

I am just about to address a group that may not necessarily "stand under" all this iONism, but I think I am going to dare myself to deliver it anyway...
do I need to clear the copyright???!

I am think about serving brown liquor and beignets instead of the coffee and donuts, what do ya think?

grateful for your playfulness


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 Post subject: Re: Typical CEO speach after ion-speak filters down
PostPosted: April 26th, 2010, 10:32 pm 
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Call BOB he is at the "BEach", Mint Julips in Silver are always in Vogue, oh if they a sticks in the mud add a little grenadine to soften the todie.
DO NOT Forget the fresh nutmeg in the powered sugar covering for the beignets, also a creme' au glaze' is great to jazz up the presentation with a little mint to marry with the dranks, see fete au complete'


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 Post subject: Re: Typical CEO speach after ion-speak filters down
PostPosted: April 30th, 2010, 4:33 am 
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slogger wrote:
I also forgot to add parallel world sales and marketing.


BOB: Interesting... you're picking up on board meetings we had last summer, slogger.

But hostile bidders sponsored by us took over those meetings and our new board meetings don't sound like that anymore.

The WALL!! The Wall!! The wall!!!...


Bob Neveritt


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 Post subject: Re: Typical CEO speach after ion-speak filters down
PostPosted: April 30th, 2010, 4:37 am 
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That was when we got board with the board meetings and decided to move it to here at the wall :o

That was just before WE got voted off the island, wasn't it BOB. :roll:


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