Dupes of Non-Physical

Bob meets the Devil and appears extremely sad – frowned updown smile and all – the Devil ask “ why so sad Bobby N?”

Bobby responds “I am in Hell!“

The Devil responds:“oh its not that bad, its fun here, what do you like to do?”

Bobby N: “I dunno, I like most everything”

Devil: “well let me tell you a bit about this place you so call HELL – well on Mondays is our Drinkin day – we get it on down here- you can have anything you want – we have beer and beer bongs, we have Gin and Dry Gin Martinis, all types of Wine, Bourbon, Whiskey, Vodka, Gin, Daquires, Margaritas, Tequila, Blended, shooters; whatever you want its on for Mondays 24 hours, does this sound good to you?“

Bobby N:“Sure, Mondays sound pretty good”

Devil:"Well Bobby if you like Mondays you should also like Tuesdays – Tuesdays is our Smokin day- we smoke and toke it all day 24 hours whatever you want – Tobacco, Cigarettes, Cigars, Hookah pipes with flavors you can only imagine, Herb, joints, pipes, bongs, all day we smoke and toke it – do you think you would like Tuesdays?"

Bobby N:“ok, I’ll like to smoke a bit, I think I will like Tuesdays too!”

Devil:“is it sounding a bit better down here Bobby?”

Bobby N:“sounds great so far, what else goes on down here?“

Devil:“on Wednesdays is our sex day, do you like Sex?”

Bobby N:“Sure, I love sex”

Devil:“well you’ll love Wednesdays, we have it all – tall girls, short girls, young girls, old girls, high heels, finger nail polish, stellettoes, skirts, all ethnicities, we have orgies, massages, dancing girls, go-go girls, masked girls; anything you want, you got it on Wednesdays- how does that sound Bobby N?”

Bobby N: “Sounds Great, this place is only getting better”

Devil:“well if you love Wednesdays, then you gonna dig on Thursdays; Thursdays is Drug day, any drug you want any way you want it, its on 24 hours – we have Coke, Crack, Meth, Heroine, magic mushrooms, acid, extacy, vicodin, oxycotin, in powders, tablets, liquids; with pipes, straws and mirrors- anyway you want it, anyway you like it – its on for Thursdays 24 hours – what do you think now Bobby N?”

Bobby N: well geez, “I’m all in, can’t imagine it getting any better than this, what happens on Fridays Devil ?”

Devil: “are you Gay Bobby N ?“

Bobby N: “No, not at all, why do you ask Devil?"

[size=150]Devil: “well Bobby, it might take you a little bit to get used to Fridays! “ ba da bing ba da boom ![/size]

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Put me down for Mondays and Tuesdays.

Very funny, LOL Different from the nursery rhyme I learn as a child. What about Saturday and Sunday?