Dupes of Non-Physical

WOW! is this faux real?????!

I wanted to add the sushi place we just visited last night for the first time in my little hometown....the owner remarked that the best bait to go crabbing with in our area....spoiled chickens!!!.... hmmm frozen no good, defrosted and spoiled the best!!!! Who would have thunk, sounds like the mantra "drink sewage" is appropriate once again! LOVE you my NP, muah, muah!


love you too TZ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3z7g-2ey28


We Love You More
iON

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for the fun of it All

xoxox

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Just couldn't resist
iON

Ha, Ha, HA,

THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
Well, it's shit . that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.

You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit,
And tell others to eat shit.

Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.

There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.

You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can even shit a brick!

You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.

Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.


Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.

You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.

You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.

And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!

You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not if you don't give a shit!

Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head...
Well, Shit Happens!

oxoxox

that was funny shit !

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SHIT Family Tree:

Jack Shit is the only son of O. Shit and Awe Shit. O. Shit, the fertilizer plant manager, married Awe Shit, who later ran the Kneedeep Inn-Shit. Jack Shit eventually married Noe Shit, and they had six children.

Holy Shit, their first son, died after childbirth. Then the twins, Deep Shit and Dip Shit. After the twins came 2 daughters, Fulla Shit and Giva Shit. Their last childwas a boy, Bull Shit.

Deep Shit married Dumb Shit, a high school drop-out. Dip Shit married Lotta Shit and had a son that they named Chicken Shit. Fulla Shit and Giva Shit married the Happens' boys. The Shit-Happens children are; Dog Shit-Happens, Bird Shit-Happens, and Horse Shit-Happens. Bull Shit married Pieca Shit and are still awaiting Baby Shit.

So, the next time someone tells you that you don't know Jack Shit, not only can you tell them you do know Jack Shit, but you also know the whole family!

Sister C - what up girl ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v19PpD5uqL0

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