Dupes of Non-Physical

didn't we here this once before - back to catholicism again ?

oh, there's a Tulla alright and he's the sweet lemonade (and he's dirrrrrrty - we know) - just have to ignore (not push against kin-folk)

with statements like these - "guess this FourUMmm (calling listener #11) just ain't ready for the uncensored version of "anomalies R us"!?!"[/i][/color]you know its just a lot of fluff - as in Hot air - poof goes the magic dragon

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Sorry, Margarita, best embrace it.

Once a member of this Dupes cult, you can never leave.

tullah

looks like somebody has taken all the phun out of "fundamental" and got lost in the MENTAL

alas, it's a sad day in dupedom when one takes ANYTHING too seriously (or personally) here

LEGEND: "CRease and DeTrist" with your dirrrrrttttttty lemonaids comments!

or I will have to report you to the grand pooba of this sect of the cult of bong...I mean Bob

is it not an anomalie when things disappear, or other things mysteriously APPEAR seemingly out of nowhere?
(and one has not been ......"puffing" whatever happens to be your puff de jour)


It's not my job to "prove" anything to anybody....

When I take the time to go into detail and "share" things that are a mystery to me,
only to have it all suddenly disappear
...what else am I to think?

(this is evidently not a good idea /others are not ready/this is not to be.../ for whatever reason!)???


when I speak of waiting for the definitive guide to iON (ie the aforementioned "holy trinity")
it's not to piss anybody off, but rather an admission of not knowing WTF you people are talking about 99% of the time!

I AM truly sorry that some of you who I considered to be more "in the loop" of dupedom, interpret this as "personal attack"...
( but as Joan Rivers would say, "OH GROW UP!!" )

yer a funny bunch o coconuts here in this cult of the whatever
you know this "ain't yer daddy's oldsmobile"
but "relax and allow"
seems to be a good motto
cuz ya just never know where all this is going

that's beautiful you make comments like :

"It's not my job to "prove" anything to anybody....

yet continuously hammer iON for some sort of reason, proof, or substance in what he pontificates.

I am no longer asking or pushing for proof; however, I do like stories with anomalies, if nothing else comes of the forum (blog) - then let us share these anomalies - here is one for ya


"yesterday, I left my keys on my floorboard in my garage, as usual- this morning all the doors are locked with the keys inside, iON has told me my truck is a portal, wierd things continue to happen in this vehicle, the auto door locks go on and off by themselves, the antennae as my friend and I were standing next to the truck one night started to wiggle and waggle then broke off and flew across the street, I have missing time moments in this vehicle, then when I tell my family its a portal - they say " oh you must of tripped the lock button with your elbow when exiting vehicle" - no sorry - I didn't and would'nt lock my keys in my truck inside my garage -


I know its just a small tale - but any tales of anomolies are better than bickering jibberish

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Spot On Legend!
........several moons ago I was riding across town with a friend. We had been on the rode for 30 minutes when I laid my head back and dozed off.
20-25 minutes later, I awoke just as we were approaching 22 Mile Road.
As we drove thru the traffic light I noticed the green light appeared blue.
As we approached the next light, the green light was also blue. I asked my friend if the green lights looked green or blue to him. His reply was "green." We continued on to our destination only for my friend to discover the building was not where it was the last time he was there.
He was quiet puzzled. After back tracking Twice and checking the map, he called the man and got further directions. We found the place, and my friend comments," This road doesn't look familiar at all."
On the return ride, as we approach 22 Mile Rd, I again closed my eyes and immediately see a kalidascope of colors and distinct shapes passing along my vision. I feel myself moving as well. When I open my eyes, I discover that I am at the exact place I was when I first dozed off. And yes, now the green lights are green.
mmmmmmmm

xoxox
Tayzay

BOB: Naaah, Legend, this isn't a replay or "war wound" barging in. This is Margarita exercising her recently acquired Menippean phatic chops which I seem to recall giving her a lesson on a cupla months ago.

She's gone quadrophrenic on tullah. She done show him how it's dun!

And it would serve you well, Legend, to learn from her present example. You may come to know the traits of the rail you went off so many months ago.


Bob Neveritt

BOB: No, not a good idea, Legend. It'll only serve to distract you from the greatest anomaly ALIVE today - iON!! I created it and nobody's anomaly is going to top iON. Don't even try. All of your anomalies - whether they've occurred yet or to come - are PUNY!!! compared to mine. So let them lie in peace... let them lie in peace....

Now, little people, stand back and monitor the oddity-working power of iON!!!

Go on, get to it... come on.


Bob Neveritt

Bob, have you created a post-menippean phatic communication form where one actually concerns themselves with the response to a queried salutation?


Amotivated Shrewd, anagram: (Matthew David Rose)

oh yeah, lets squash "the little people"! whooo hoooo

Hail Bob and that thing in the sky that urges the followers of his revelationite cult to unleash the dawgs of heaven to SMOTE anyone who brings a little too much "contrast" to the table!!
(now that's a heap full of lovin fresh from the oven ain't it?)

I didn't realize that there was some kind of contest going on here on the playground
but I AM glad that I can provide you'se guys with something to talk about besides who done what to whom in the make believe worlds of the boob tube that you all seem to be so enthralled with.

nuttin can compare to iON, but I will try again to toss a tidbit from what will probably be a big "so what" in the book of bong

This was not a recent event, yet stands out as a goodie in my book.

As part of a workshop I did with Ted Andrews (author of "Animal Speak")
we did a guided meditation to evoke our animal totems.
afterward, he told us that within 24 hours, our animal would appear to us in some way, shape, or form.

I laughed and told the friend I was with, "Good luck on that! What I saw was a Tasmanian Tiger-not only on the opposite side of the earth, but supposedly extinct."

I didn't think anymore about it until the next morning when I arrived at a co-workers house to have some work done on my car.
The guys wife came to the door and I could hear an Australian accent on a tv program playing in the background.
My ears perked up and I asked her what she was watching.
I came into the house to see with my own eyes, as she told me that they were talking about sightings of the rare Tasmanian Tiger, (in Tasmania) that was believed to be extinct.

What are the odds of be being there at that exact moment that that program was on, talking about (and showing) the totem
animal that I was told would appear to me within the next 24 hours?

and then there be my episode with the gnomes.....( yes, gnomes)

I was at a wholistic faire....met an angel lady who blew me away with some other amazing stuff that is too detailed to go into right now
anyway, she asked if I had moved...(yes)
she then described in detail the place where I was living
she then smiled and said
"You've got gnomes"!! (gnomes?!?!?)
"YES , gnomes!" (yeah okayyyyyyy..right!)
"They are very excited that you are there."

"Are you doing some kind of digging into the hilside... making steps or a pathway or something?"
(amazingly YES!)
She then went on to say that they were telling her all about it, describing exactly what I was, in fact, doing
and said that they were "helping " me.

Shortly thereafter I was digging into a VERY rugged portion of the hill to erect an entry arbor...
between all the rocks and roots and clay I was wondering how the beiON ( was gonna say Jesus but...maybe iON is the new Geesus!?)
I would ever get the thing level
then I remembered my little "helpers"
I couldn't see them but I talked to them, asked for their help and said "if you guys are really here, help me get this right!"

I grabbed my shovel and pick and went at it--just eyeballing the site and not even thinking about what I was doing
-it was like "JUST DO IT!" Time disappeared as I became absorbed in working on the site

I erected the new beauty, brought out my level, and was astonished to discover that the spot was perfectly level
-first attempt with no further adjustments needed.
some of you dupes have probably never got your hands dirty or tried anything like this before, but I can assure you that THAT just doesn't happen in the real world....

The angel lady also said there were some little wild ferns that the little guys thought I should plant along the new walkway....even telling exactly where in the woods to go in order to find them.... which I did

maybe no big whoop in the land of the big bong, but pretty cool stuff here in the real world of us "little people"
(are you related to Leona Helmsley, Bob??)

puff puff

btw I'd like to present your dawgs of heaven with some flowers of hell
to hopefully soothe the savage beast.....