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 Post subject: I said it, I caused it.
PostPosted: December 25th, 2010, 10:30 pm 
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BOB: Anybody remember when I read this joke sent in by Earl on Wed.'s CASH FLOW?:

[Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.

After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him. "Carolyn," he moaned, "tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?"

"Even worse," she said, her voice oozing scorn. "You made a complete ASA of yourself. You succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors and you insulted the president of the company, right to his face."]

I said it, I caused it.

Period.


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 Post subject: Re: I said it, I caused it.
PostPosted: December 26th, 2010, 12:09 pm 
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Hello, love!

Just a quick 'extension' of your current thread:

Here's how the joke goes...

The morning after the office Christmas party, a guy wakes up beside his wife, hungover.
The husband says, " - oh, my gawd, my head hurts so bad."
The wife says, "you made an ASA of yourself in front of the boss last night"
To which the husband replied, snarling..."Ah...piss on him"
To which his wife quickly retorts, "You DID piss on him... and he fired you!"
To which the husband says, "AWH, fuck him"
And the wife says, "I did...you're back to work on Monday!"

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